explosive device packed into the rectum of a terrorist.
When the flight attendent saw the passenger hike his leg and flick the lighter, she though he was just lighting a fart like the pilots do.
Intrusive programs downloaded into your computer when you visit certain disreputable web sites. They track your web surfing preferences and can be used to corrupt your computer or to generate spam mail or even to steal your credit card information.
If you are reading this site, your computer is infected with Adserver and FastClick
Intrusive e-mail attacks by internet swindlers.
"Most AOL (America On-Line Subscribers) are stupid and gullible, so AOL sells their addresses to spam scammers. Only an idiot would fall for these schemes."
Masturbation- female specific.
Evey time you go jackin' or jillin', God kills a kitten.
Think of the kittens.
A sneeze that triggers a fart both continuing simultaneously.
" This ragweed pollen is a bummer. George sneefarted right in the teacher's face during study hall."
contraction of " Prosac" and "Dracula" -a nickname for office trouble maker who happens to be taking prosac for mental illness
"Better shut your office door. Prosacula's on a rampage today."
Infinatessimally small unit of measurement.
"you can express the extent of my concern in microgivashits."