1 definition by iwilleatyourfuckin'kids

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Desperate idiot striving to impress female teenagers in particular with his apparent mastery of words which are nothing else than metaphors expressing his uncontrollable urge to get laid (most probably for the first time in his life)
That fuckin' chaliceworshiper will get his head crushed for deflowering my 15-year-old beloved girl; I gotta let the other dads know.
by iwilleatyourfuckin'kids May 13, 2006

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