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13 definitions by ivor bigon

 
1.
Proxymoron is a moron by proxy
Proxy
1. the agency, function, or power of a person authorized to act as the deputy or substitute for another.
2. the person so nominate authorized; substitute; agent.
3. a written authorization empowering another person to vote or act for the signer, as at a meeting of stockholders.
4. an ally or confederate who can be relied upon to speak or act in one's behalf.

Moron
1. a person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment.
2. Psychology. a person of borderline intelligence in a former classification of mental retardation, having an intelligence quotient of 50 to 69.
I nominate you as my proxymoron, so you can flash your bum out of the window for me and pick up any fines or jail sentence.
by Ivor Bigon May 04, 2008
 
2.
A printing machine (or printing company) of very low quality.

Producing poor quality basic crude printing like the paper bags used to hold wet seafood.
Example:(printing machine) Where did you get that winklebag printer from?

Example:(printing company) That company of printers are rubbish. They a winklebag printer.
by Ivor Bigon September 23, 2007
 
3.
Pino More: California vintners, in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produces Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.
It will reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.
Marketed as... Pino More
This wine is great for old people as I can drink all night and get a good nights sleep without loads of trips to the loo with Pino More,
by Ivor Bigon April 20, 2008
 
4.
A turdpike is a turd stabbing stick or spear.

Turdpike is the combination of the words turd and pike.

Somtimes a turdpike is used by a dog-walker, litter collector, police and mugger.

Turd
1. a piece of excrement.
2. a mean, contemptible person.

Pike
1. a sharply pointed projection or spike.
2. the pointed end of anything, as of an arrow or a spear (still used by Beefeaters at the Tower of London)
"Don't point that fxxxing turdpike at me man, I'm no shit."
by Ivor Bigon May 05, 2008
 
5.
Eggist: 1.People with a 'Good Egg' vs 'Bad Egg' bias.
Eggist: 2.People with a 'Hard Egg' vs 'Soft Egg' bias.
Eggist: 3.People who feel discriminated against when called any form of an 'Egg' (e.g. Rotten Egg)
Eggist: 4.People who feel discriminated against when talking about any form of an 'Egg', which they may like or dislike.
Eggist: 5.People who feel discriminated against from any form sexual pratice or perversion with an 'Egg'of any kind (e.g Chocolate)
Eggist: 6. People born with the name 'Egg' who feel discriminated against by any kind of 'Egg' related comment. (e.g Mr. Arthur Egg)
Eggist: 7. People who feel discriminated against that have an 'Egg' credit, card, debit card or Bank account.
Just because I want my eggs soft boiled, don't get Eggist with me!
or
How dare you call me a 'Bad Egg', I want an apology for your Eggist behaviour
by Ivor Bigon April 20, 2008
 
6.
Tea is a diuretic that elevates the rate of urination (diuresis).
There are several categories of diuretics.
The most common, legal, efficent and effective diuretic, known to mankind, being cups of tea.
All diuretics increase the excretion of water from the body, through constant peeing.
High comsumption of tea results in a high output of pee, hence teapee.
Teapee is the main social function of the elderly.

"Mavis!!! Your drinking too much tea again your be wanting another teapee soon."
by Ivor Bigon May 06, 2008
 
7.
Adult's invention of fun to get their kids to eat cauliflower by making a game out of mealtimes (no wonder kids play up!)
Lets have some baby whitetrees with our dinner
by Ivor Bigon May 04, 2008