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1 definition by isscaredofmoose

 
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1. A person who will come up to you at dances and decide that he thinks he can grind. So they rub their fat against lots of terrified girl's ass'. Even after the female makes numerous excuses to get away, he refuses to let go. It is much like butt rape of a different sort.

2. When females need to warn eachother about the approach of moose ears they can put their thumbs to their temples and wave their fingers around in a frenzied warning. These resemble moose antlers.

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MOLLY MOOSE EARS IS COMING.

*does finger flappy thing*

RUUUN AWAY !
by isscaredofmoose May 08, 2009