5 definitions by irretardulous

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1. An imaginary place in Northern Canada.

2. Any remote, isolated place where one is sent or exiled to.

3. The least attractive of choices in any job placement.

Variants: Nofuckinluckchuck
From the Inuit for "No Fucking Luck Chuck".
Bob: Did you hear Doug got a job with Environment Canada?

Dave: No way! Were is he going to be based?

Bob: Oh, like NOFUCKINLUKCHUK, or some shit, but the pay is ok.

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Mary: My boyfriend is such an asshole. I am going to move out of the apartment.

Sarah: Screw that! Kick his skinny ass to NOFUCKINLUKCHUK, the jackass!

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Shit, can't even get a drink in this friggin' burg, this really is NOFUCKINLUKCHUK!
by irretardulous January 17, 2012

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An unhealthy obsession with the aptly named Twitter, Facebook and other social media by twits and other eejits who don't see anything wrong with putting the banal details of their inconsequential lives online for stalkers, prospective employers, exes and their imaginary "friends" to peruse for hours on end when they should be working.

Online mental masturbation for the socially retarded who regard befriending the most online strangers as a badge of honour.
When you are a child you may have one imaginary friend.

When you are an adult, you have over 500, thanks toTwitbooking.
by irretardulous January 18, 2012

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1. A salient point of something, despite the retarded, stupid and ridiculous nature of said thing.

2. An ironic juxtaposition of something retardulous or ridonkulous

An antonym of retardulous used by people who want to sound more educated than they actually are: The same people who use irregardless in sentences.
Irretardulous of all the dumbass things George W. Bush said, he is still basically just evil, maybe it's a smokescreen...

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That himbo model dude is so freakin hot, irretardulous of what he says.

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Possible reaction of Newscaster to the infamous Miss South Carolina speech....

Newscaster: *blink, blink*...ok... well irretardulous of all that, let's just move on to the bikini competition.
by irretardulous January 18, 2012

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Feeling shame or embarassment for another person when they don't seem to have the sense to be embarassed by their own actions or words.

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There is a word in German, "FREMDSCHÄMMEN" which means the same thing, however, I noticed a niche that needed to be filled for English speakers.
There are so many eejits on Britain's Got Talent, that I feel myself in a constant state of proxyshame whilst watching.
by irretardulous May 10, 2012

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1. Someone, male or female, who is such a loose slut that either their vaginal or anal aperture (or both) is so distended as to cause them to fall crashing to the ground when they sit on a bar stool.

2. The end result of barsting, wherein the orifice is stretched beyond belief.

A portmonteau of Barstool and Hole.

Also shortened to barst.
Man that ho is such a barsthole, it would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway!

I lost my condom AND my wallet in that barst!

Gay 1: Spooning leads to forking...
Gay 2: And fisting leads to barsting

Jane: I better do my kegel excercises, I am starting to barst.
Mary: Yeah girl, if you keep fucking around like that, you are going to need support hose for your minge!
by irretardulous January 18, 2012

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