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5 definitions by ionlyliedthat1time

 
1.
a fucking awesome,weird ass girl who loves the world and every one on it even if they all hate her. usually goes by sunny. Name is constantly mispronounced, doesn't judge and may cause love at first sight.
Fuck face 1: who's that weird looking chick wit da hair?
Fuck face 2: idunno but i kinda like her already she must be Sundrea.
by ionlyliedthat1time April 06, 2013
 
2.
the sacred stuff on top of or inside your desk used to entertain you and no one else
Guy 1: hey, this is a cool little thing you-
Guy 2 : No! Stop touching stuff you're messn' up my desk mojo.
Guy 1: Ok bro chill.
by ionlyliedthat1time April 06, 2013
 
3.
a person who is white or light skinded (meaning not black) and is utterly annoying and/or has a big ego for no reason ;an insult
"hey,hey, hey, you guess what... hey you..."

"STFU alabasterd"

"I love my face its so nice and clear and ohmigosh...blahblabaa"

"If you dont get ur alabasterd ass out my face ima flip."
by ionlyliedthat1time April 10, 2013
 
4.
a person who is white or light skinded (meaning not black) and is utterly annoying and/or has a big ego for no reason
"hey,hey, hey, you guess what... hey you..."

"STFU alabasterd"

"I love my face its so nice and clear and ohmigosh lardifafiida..."

"If you dont get ur alabasterd ass out my face ima flip."
by ionlyliedthat1time April 10, 2013
 
5.
when a person accuses you of something unexpectedly while asking you rhetorical questions
Guy1: oh my god! you scratched my car
Guy2: actually it wasn't-
Guy1:do you know how much this will cost to fix?
Guy2: ummm..
Guy1: are you just going to stand there? Huh?
Guy2: well i didnt do-
Guy1:do you speak fuckin English?
Guy2:Damn if you'd stop with this quization and shut the fuck up maybe you could hear me. Shit!
*Guy1 stays quiet* ohhhhhh snap.
by ionlyliedthat1time April 07, 2013