1 definition by insideofu69

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When you ski down a mountain while having sex. After ejaculating you crash into a tree a get even deeper inside her than you could possibly imagine.
Boy: I had a great time. Skiing glades is really fun. Did you have a good time?
Girl: No! You gave me Uterus Bruising! You assclown!
Boy: It was just an Alpine Fuck Job...
by insideofu69 March 09, 2011

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