A dog behaviorist who is on the show "The Dog Whisperer". This guy is crazy good at training dogs. Except he doesn't really train the dogs...he trains the dogs' owners to stop spoiling the dogs so freaking much.
person 1: I should call up Cesar Millan and ask him to train my dog to stop ripping people's faces off.
person 2: Cesar Millan won't train your dog, he'll train YOU to make you stop letting your dog rip people's faces off.