The term ‘Priory’ was first coined back in 1934 back when France
used to expel the lowliest, most deformed and grotesque males from their smelly French villages. These often pre-pubescent boys would then congregate in what was known as a ‘Priory’. Because all the feeble attempts by citizens of Priory to woo members of the opposite sex failed miserably, they resorted to anal experimentation
. At some point after 1934 these butt pirates decided that they would relocate to St. Louis but keep their French traditions of loosing to any opponent and never taking a shower. As a result many native St. Louis-ins are currently under the impression that Priory is just a gigantic plot of government land set aside as a sanctuary for monkeys who have learned to wear pink polo shirts.
Uneducated Person: "Someone call Animal Control there is a smelly monkey out there loosing at a sport!"
Educated Person: "Thats not a smelly monkey you uneducated fool, thats just a Priory student."
Newly Educated Person: "Life makes more sense now!"