"A drinking town with a football problem." Best known as the location of Gillette Stadium, home of the New England Patriots. Typical, boring Massachusetts town in which activities always involve alcohol, drugs, sex, or a combination of all three. Biggest rival being Mansfield: they may be able to beat us in football on Thanksgiving, but we can drink them under the table any day.
It's Foxboro Founder's Day! What should we do?
Nah kid, its Pounder's Day! Let's get shit-faced and stoned!
Alright, then we can drive past the popos, and they won't notice.