2 definitions by inappropriate bill

breastie

Super affectionate term used when a straight male has a female best friend: ie a bestie with breasts. More common among men who favor brunch.

Yo dude, you wanna come over on Sunday morning to watch the game? No thanks, my breastie and I wanna put some poached eggs and bloody marys in our mouths.

by inappropriate bill December 29, 2011

smangpiece

- a lover, friend with benefits, or casual sex partner

Q: "Hey buddy, how's life?"
A: "Excellent! I have a new job, a new car, and a new smangpiece."

by inappropriate bill January 11, 2015