2 definitions by imnotmxicn

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1. Horrible book series written by Stephenie Meyer in response to a death threat from oprah winfrey so she can be the leader of a hociety run by middle aged female talk show hosts (see hociety)
2. Book completely unoriginal love story in which a stupid whore falls in love with cr***er vampire doomed to forever be a virgin that turns astonishingly stupid 11- 60 year old girls into whores. (see twilight whore
Twilight Whore #1: " OMG THE NEW TWILIGHT BOOK CAME OUT I STAYED IN A TEAM EDWARD TENT OUTSIDE THE STORE FOR A WHOLE WEEK JUST TO GET IT FIRST!!!!"
Twilight Whore #2: " U STUPID BITCH HE'S MINE"
by imnotmxicn July 23, 2010

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society that in the present time appears only in logical peoples' nightmares; society run by whores generally infected with a mental disease called twilitis picked up by reading any book in the twilight saga. usually imagined run by oprah winfrey, miley cyrus, or paris hilton
John Lennon had a horrible nightmare in which society was run by whores and disney puppets known as hociety
by imnotmxicn July 23, 2010

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