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1 definition by imaginary voice

To zork someone means to hook them up. To give a green glow. This verb may imply the transmission of magic states, the opening of a portal to a choose-your-own-adventure reality, and/or the bestowal of psychoactive substances by a generous benefactor.
Chick's been hounding me forever so I finally had to zork her to shut her up.
by imaginary voice April 25, 2011