a person (preferably a guy) who is obsessive, doesn't change clothes, wears suits all the time (preferably black to be like johnny cash) and likes everyone who has a vagina and will talk to him. Will do anything for attention, acts very emo, and is not capable of starting long term relationships because his definition of love is when one has something he likes.
Cheecho- "OMGSH! YOU HAVE KNEECAPS!!! Do me now!"
"Wow, you have gorgeous eyes! My place or yours?"
-cheecho walks up in his black suit that he wore the previous days-
Cheecho-"Hey guys how do I look?"
People- "You look the same as you did yesterday"