2 definitions by ilovedougie

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One who performs the crucifix masturbation/rape scene on themselves after reading The Exorcist in hopes that it is a new method of dying their hair blonde. It doesn't work, and they get made fun of. Then they become a firecrotch out of spite.
Crosscrotch:"Guys, I did what you told me to do, I dont think it worked though."

Voice of Wisdom: "Holy mother, you are a gullible crosscrotch."
by ilovedougie April 12, 2008

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A nickname for a bitchy, chubby, moronic girl who wears hideous puffy vests.
Stupid Vesty from our art class keeps rolling her eyes at us.

My God, Vesty's new hair color is horrible! So is her fake tan!
by ilovedougie April 12, 2008

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