1 definition by ilovecallum:o

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to kiss down your mans chest to the elastic of his boxers..pull them down..start kissing along the length of his dingle whopper.. slowly start teasing the head of his hard cock with your tounge.. slowly start sucking the whole length of him.. with maybe the occasional lick to tease.. start going real fast..massaging his balls with your hands.. when you feel he's about to come stop and blow a rush of cold air around the tip and base of his dingle whopper.. start sucking again and using your tounge, play with his hole on the tip.. and finally of course when he explodes, you gotta swallow.
mate1: what did you and Sally get up to last night?
mate2: she gave me the blowjob of my life!
by ilovecallum:o May 22, 2009

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