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3 definitions by ilona and nicole and jenna and tina

 
1.
A person who cant really do anything right.
A dumb blonde is some one who has had enough of life and decides to hang herself and then a guy walks into the park and asks why she is hanging by her waist? she said that she tried to hang herself, he said then shouldnt the rope go around your neck?? she said i tried but then i couldnt breathe.
 
2.
a chant for world dominance
"i can't pronounce that word"
"shut up an chant"
 
3.
not only tis it a place of sacrafice, it tis a place of round swirly things and teddy bears. (And god knows tis the only place you can get some PRIVACY) except for at Jenna's House.
jenna yelling: GET OUT OF HERE, CANT YOU SEE IM IN MY PLACE OF WORSHIP?!!

dont abuse the powers of the sacred toilet bowl