1 definition by ill b ur whore

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a guy that makes a reason for everybody to go buy toys for their little ones so they can hav a cover up and show their true fatness in a red suit and is the reason y credit cards were invented
convo between a credit card company and a customer
company-im sry santa stole all ur money
customer-well u should go fuck santa o wait u r santa
by ill b ur whore December 22, 2005

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