1 definition by ihitmidgets666

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All small bearded men living in the Anal Cavitys of homeless people for warmth, food and shelter.
Rectal Midget Clench Cheeks AlleysIf you don't want to get a rectal midget you better clench your ass cheeks together while sleeping in alleys.
by ihitmidgets666 February 20, 2011

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