2 definitions by ihaveamathfetish

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noun.
Having an extreme fixation, usually sexually satisfying on something, for people who are skilled at mathematics.
Teacher : "The opposite of an intregal is a derivative"
Dude 1: "Dude, did you see that girl orgasm in the back of the room?"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude, I'm pretty sure she has a math fetish"

Chick 1: "He was so uncool until he talked math to me. We had sex after he explained a calculus concept."
Chick 2: "you totally have a math fetish"
by ihaveamathfetish October 12, 2009

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One "wearing nerd goggles" becomes unable to resist a skilled mathematician. The average nerd suddenly becomes irresistibly sexy to someone "wearing nerd goggles," especially when he or she "talks math."

Nerd goggles get math nerds laid.
Boyfriend: "why did you cheat on my with that math nerd?!? "
Girlfriend: "Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry baby, i was wearing my math goggles! I dont know what came over me! he was talking math to me!"

Math Nerd : "Dude, i got laid last night."
Dude : "HOW?!?!"
Math Nerd : "That hottie in my calculus class has nerd goggles"
Dude: ((highfives the math nerd))
by ihaveamathfetish October 14, 2009

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