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**ihaveamathfetish**

noun.

Having an extreme fixation, usually sexually satisfying on something, for people who are skilled at mathematics.

Having an extreme fixation, usually sexually satisfying on something, for people who are skilled at mathematics.

Teacher : "The opposite of an intregal is a derivative"

Dude 1: "Dude, did you see that girl orgasm in the back of the room?"

Dude 2: "Yeah dude, I'm pretty sure she has a math fetish"

Chick 1: "He was so uncool until he talked math to me. We had sex after he explained a calculus concept."

Chick 2: "you totally have a math fetish"

Dude 1: "Dude, did you see that girl orgasm in the back of the room?"

Dude 2: "Yeah dude, I'm pretty sure she has a math fetish"

Chick 1: "He was so uncool until he talked math to me. We had sex after he explained a calculus concept."

Chick 2: "you totally have a math fetish"

by ihaveamathfetish
October 12, 2009

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One "wearing nerd goggles" becomes unable to resist a skilled mathematician. The average nerd suddenly becomes irresistibly sexy to someone "wearing nerd goggles," especially when he or she "talks math."

Nerd goggles get math nerds laid.

Nerd goggles get math nerds laid.

Boyfriend: "why did you cheat on my with that math nerd?!? "

Girlfriend: "Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry baby, i was wearing my math goggles! I dont know what came over me! he was talking math to me!"

Math Nerd : "Dude, i got laid last night."

Dude : "HOW?!?!"

Math Nerd : "That hottie in my calculus class has nerd goggles"

Dude: ((highfives the math nerd))

Girlfriend: "Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry baby, i was wearing my math goggles! I dont know what came over me! he was talking math to me!"

Math Nerd : "Dude, i got laid last night."

Dude : "HOW?!?!"

Math Nerd : "That hottie in my calculus class has nerd goggles"

Dude: ((highfives the math nerd))

by ihaveamathfetish
October 14, 2009

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