1 definition by ihatenewbergshesthedevil

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Fat. very, very fat. A fat WHALE-HOE who likes to eat children. She eats children in storage room 402B. Occasionally a necrophiliac, and enjoys the occasion Asian child for dessert. You don't have to be afraid of her sneaking up on her, because when she walks the ground shakes and buildings topple.
A Newberg (Newbergian) is a whale.
by ihatenewbergshesthedevil September 04, 2009

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