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1.
A man who has an unnatural sexual urge towards his car to the extent that he engages in coitus with the exhaust pipe.
This is Barry, he's an exhaustaphile, only last week paramedics had to cut him clear of a VolksWagon in Chorley
by ihatebilloddies March 20, 2009