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1 definition by ihadalife

 
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An act of ear sex which involves turning an mp3 player or other sound device up to a very high volume and sticking it in a persons opposite ear, causing them to jerk thier head away, jamming thier ear onto your penis. Causes defness.
"I was so trashed last night, and I can't hear shit."
"Maybe someone gave you the earbud method"
"Oh fuck!"
"Thats what you get alley slut."
by ihadalife July 02, 2009
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