The act of walking to the bathroom in a brisk manner, after having the feeling of the hammer of god just slam down onto the inside of your anus.
Josh: My stomach feels funny.
Mike: you better be careful you might shit your pants.
Josh: **running to the bathroom** oh man i am gonna be doing the shit hustle in a second!
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