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3 definitions by iforgotthewords

 
1.
A television psychiatrist who gained fame through Oprah Winfrey's talkshow. Beloved by many older women, his show is a mild version of rowdy day-time talk shows such as "Jerry Springer" and "Maury", although it advertises itself as a serious attempt at televising psychatric advice.
He is known for his southern accent and somewhat rude approach to offering advice, sometimes publicly belittling his guests for their inability to grasp his suggestions on self-help.
The majority of guests on the show are highly dysfunctional, and often mildly idiotic.
"When Dr.Phil is on, I'm usually elsewhere, doing something that doesn't involve rating-mongering talk shows."
by iforgotthewords November 15, 2006
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2.
A series of sounds, most often music, that is so powerfully awesome it inspires the kind of rapture gained during hot sex. The highest compliment possible to a peice of music.
Has the connotation of being a loud or unusual series of noises, such as gnashing guitar or screeching violins, but can mean any music or sound in general.
"I just listened to that song, and... wow. Noisegasm."
"Their new album is a total noisegasm. I still have the shivers."
or
"The sound of Pyramid Head's knife dragging across the floor is such a noisegasm."
by iforgotthewords November 15, 2006
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3.
A series of sounds, most often music, that is so powerfully awesome it inspires the kind of rapture gained during hot sex. The highest compliment possible to a peice of music.
"I just listened to that song, and... wow. Noisegasm."
"Their new album is a total noisegasm."
or
"The sound of Pyramid Head's knife dragging across the floor is such a noisegasm."
by iforgotthewords November 15, 2006
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