A Halo Purist is a Halo fan that refuses to accept any changes made to the game. They believe that every game should be exactly like Halo CE, Halo 2, and/or Halo 3.
A perfect example is Halo 4. The purists are throwing a hissy fit because Halo 4 is adding a bunch of new features. They accuse Halo of turning into Call of Duty, just because it is adding some things that COD has.
If Halo was like Call of Duty, then Halo would never change. Microsoft would release a new Halo every year with minimal changes to the game. So, these purists are asking for rehashes, not change. The purists basically want Halo to go the same route Call of Duty went.
Halo Purist : Halo 4 is gonna be COD Space Warfare. Why can't 343i make it like Halo 3?
Halo fan : Because most Halo fans don't want Halo 3.5 unlike you. If you want Halo 3 so bad, go play Halo 3. This is Halo 4, and they're actually making changes to the game.
1. A certain breed of Metallica
fan where they like ALL their stuff, including the Load era and St. Anger. If you are a Metallica fan and do not like either of these, then you are not a Metallicat. It comes from the inside cover of Garage Inc
, where the band members are dressed up like an old '50s band and it says, "The Metallicats. Covering all your favorites."
2. Something the urbandictionary author MetallilbangeR
will never be because he is always accusing Metallica of "selling out" in each definition regarding the band. A true Metallica fan will appreciate all of Metallica's albums. A typical definition of his includes the following: "its SAD BUT TRUE that they sold out. st. anger sucks balls."
1. person1: What is your favorite Metallica album?
person2: It's hard to decide, I like all of them. I guess you can call me a Metallicat.
2. author MetallilbangeR: omfg, MetallicA used to be soooo good, too bad they sold out. It's sad but true.
me: You're call yourself a Metallica fan? More like a MetallilposeR.
One who excessively uses hashtags their posts on Facebook and/or Twitter.
Hashfag: Going to the mall. #swag #lol #yolo #gonnabuystuff #hashtag #420 #imsocool
Normal person: Fucking hashfag...
A clan is a group of people, typically in online games like Halo and Call of Duty, where they play together and may either just play online together, or compete in tournaments.
Most clans consist of 12 year old kids who think it is cool to be in a clan. Clans were cool in 2005, not so much now.
It is probably at its worst in Halo Reach and Halo 4. The File Browser consists of thousands of screenshots where clan members ask you to join their lame clan. These clans also get into fights with each other over the File Browser. No one cares about your stupid clan, and no one cares about your stupid clan drama. Just shut up and go away.
Clan Guy 1: Dude my clan kicks your clan's ass!
Clan Guy 2: No, my clan is way better!
Clan Guy 1: That's it we're doing a clan battle! Right now!
Clan Guy 2: You're going down noob!
Clan Guy 1: No you are!
Gamer: Shut up, clans are for chumps.
Awards you get for fulfilling certain tasks in Xbox 360
games. They vary in score, usually more difficult achievements being higher score than less difficult ones. Most retail games have 50 achievements worth 1000 gamerpoints and arcade games have 10-12 achievements worth 200 gamerpoints, although there are exceptions (Halo 3
, Gears of War 2
, etc). All these achievements add up to your gamerscore
, which has become something to brag about with many people.
There are also people who simply buy or rent games just for the gamerscore. They are known as achievement junkies
or achievement whores
. I, being a reformed achievement junkie, don't really see the point in getting games just for their gamerscore. You should get games because you like them, not for the achievements.
Person 1: "Bob has been in his house for three straight days, what's he doing in there?"
Person 2: "He just got a new Xbox 360 game and he has to get all the achievements for it. He's an achievement whore."
Person 1: "I see."
A Christmas Noob is a person who got an online game for Christmas, and plays it for the first time on Christmas break. The population of such games like Call of Duty and Halo usually spikes on Christmas due to the mass amount of Christmas Noobs getting the game as a present.
Gamer 1: Dude, tomorrow's Christmas! You know what that means!
Gamer 2: Fucking right! All those Christmas noobs will be playing. I can't wait to pwn me some Christmas noobs!
Gamer 1: You know it!
Takes place on October 31
. As a kid, it was about wearing an awesome costume and going around your neighborhood receiving candy
As a teen/adult, however, it is an excuse for girls to dress like sluts
and to get drunk
. Where did the Halloween spirit go?
Halloween used to be about candy and trick or treating. Now, it's about getting wasted and dressing like a whore.