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Piles. Rhyming slang for Chalfont St Giles, a place in the UK.
Oooh, me Chalfonts.
by Ian Chode April 08, 2003

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1. A position in American Football.
2. A male homosexual whose anus has been terribly stretched by the ravages of chocolate love.
He is a wide receiver!
by Ian Chode February 01, 2004

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Satirical British magazine edited by Ian Hislop which specialises in exposing highbrow political scandal and making cheap nob gags. Very funny and well worth reading.
by Ian Chode June 05, 2003

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Untruths, mainly political. Comes from the English Conservative (Tory) party who were once led by Margaret Thatcher.
These figures are not true, they are in fact Tory lies.
by Ian Chode April 03, 2003

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To eat lunch at your desk.
A: Are you coming to the canteen for lunch?
B: No, I'm afraid I'm dining al desko today.
by Ian Chode July 15, 2004

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So effectively what we're saying here is condom.
Care for a poon balloon before you ride the hershey highway on your meat motorbike?
by Ian Chode July 13, 2004

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A judge or some form of judicial process.
He's up before the beak for being a dodgy geezer.
by Ian Chode April 04, 2003

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