262 definitions by ian
The dangerous state of being so enthralled by a story about a goat that you don't care if your country is under attack by terrorists.
The President was so Goatwhacked that he tripled the amount of time Al Queda had to carry out their attack.
by Ian Dec 7, 2004 add a video
A couple that begins their relationship with drunken sex after meeting at a club, then awkwardly attempts to make a go of things in the non-club world.
These couples typically find that they only feel comfortable going on more club dates and simply can't function in other scenarios.
Estimated time to expiration: 1-2 weeks. Very, very uncomfortable weeks.
At a restaurant:
club couple dude: "So...uh...Jennifer, do you play sports and stuff?"
clup couple broad: "My name is Jennette."
The most awkward silence possible ensues.
by Ian Mar 4, 2006 add a video
short for hennesy, a congac
"...got cris on pop, HENNEY with no CHASER mommy dont stop...."
-fat joe/r kelly "we thuggin"
by Ian Apr 30, 2003 add a video
a female that has lost all face value due to fucking 1 or more niggers.
"Remember when Crystal wasnt a shit castle?" "Yeah man, first niggers, whats next, Dobermans??"
by Ian Jun 14, 2006 add a video
1. small party: what someone calls a party that they don't want a lot of people to come to.
2. gathering: a meeting or social gathering ( informal )
"are you having a party?" "nah just a few people over. it's just a little get-together."
by ian Nov 23, 2005 add a video
|48.||Arabian Sand Goggles|
Placing ones testicles over the eye-lids of another.
Ian proceeded to shade the sun from Jason's eyes by giving him the Arabian sand Goggles
by Ian Mar 11, 2004 add a video
Someone who provides oral stimulation to anothers anus.
Someone who tongues bum.
by Ian Apr 9, 2003 add a video