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17 definitions by iamsodot

 
8.
While driving in a car, the act of coming to a three way stop sign. In order for it to be considered a true three way, you must arrive at the exact same instant as two other people.
Person 1: I had a three way with Debbie and one of her girlfriends yesterday.
Person 2: Is that so?
Person 1: Oh yeah, true story
Person 2: How was it?
Person 1: Boy, let me tell you, that Debbie sure can stop!
Person 2: You mean go...right?
by IAMSODOT April 11, 2005
 
9.
DRAMA is an acronym that stands for:

Drunken Retarded Association of Mexico and America

The acronym was coined by Ken S of Roseville, Michigan.

Basically, DRAMA is an association of a bunch of drunken retards who still think that they’re in high school. This association is only for inhabitants of Mexico and America, which includes Canada.

The Five Signs of DRAMA:
1. If you only listen to one side of a story, and then form your opinion, you might be a DRAMA member.
2. If you take sides when two of your friends are fighting, which only adds to the DRAMA, you might be a DRAMA member.
3. If you don’t talk to someone because you’re mad at them, you might be a DRAMA member.
4. If you worry more about what other people are doing, instead of focusing on yourself, you might be a DRAMA member.
5. If you continuously gossip, or talk negatively about total strangers in a social setting, or talk about someone behind their back (whether it be friend, foe, or strange), you might be a DRAMA member.

To be considered a member of DRAMA, you must have at least one of these symptoms. If you have any of these symptoms, please seek professional help immediately. Or, if all else fails, try growing up.

Here are the characters of this DRAMA:

Principles or main characters (in order of significance)
1. Danelle (pronounced Duh-nell)
2. Becky O
3. Peggy
4. Stu (a.k.a. Jennifer)
5. Debbie (the understudy to Danelle, she usually isn’t in the DRAMA)

Supporters or supporting roles (in no particular order)
1. Ashley
2. Alison
3. Eryn
4. Andrea
5. Todd

Chorus or characters who only observe with little or no part in the DRAMA (in no particular order)
1. Kenny S
2. Jamie
3. Dave
4. Rian
5. Kenny G

It is very important to avoid all contract with the principles of this DRAMA. If you come into contract with them, prepare to be dramatized. After an encounter with a principle, you will be overcome with DRAMA for 24 hours. In the rare case an erection lasts more than 4 hours…wait, wrong diagnosis…If the DRAMA doesn’t go away after 24 hours, consult your physician immediately. Failure to consult with a physician can lead to death, so it is very important to talk to your doctor.

Some people are able to handle an encounter with a principle and come out of that encounter with little or no DRAMA side effects. Although, this is very rare and, more times than not, you will have DRAMA symptoms for a 24 hour period. After that 24 hour period, you are known as a drama survivor. Some drama survivors may develop post-dramatic stress disorder (PDSD). Symptoms of PDSD include: depression, anxiety, flashbacks, recurrent nightmares, and avoidance of all DRAMA principles.

Recent research has shown that supporters and chorus members of DRAMA are harmless. More research needs to be done to determine if understudies are harmless as well. All signs point to yes on that, but more work needs to be done in that field. It is important to note that the list of characters above is not complete. In addition to that, current members may move up or down the drama chain, depending upon how much they participate in the DRAMA.

I am reluctant to post this because I believe it may cause a fight. Remember everyone, this is all in good fun, so don’t take it too seriously!

And nice try removing this, by the way!
Girl 1: OH MY GAWD! DO YOU SEE WHAT SHE'S WEARING! GICK
Girl 2: YEAH, SHE LOOKS LIKE A TOTAL TRAMP! AND I'M NOT TALKING LADY AND THE TRAMP! I'M SAYING SHE'S A WHORE! GICK
Ken S: *bitch slaps both girls*

Friends don't let friends start DRAMA....

We should have a mexican standoff instead!
by IAMSODOT March 10, 2005
 
10.
Goldeen is a water-type Pokemon.

She is a colorful fish, with her most predominant colors being orange and white. She has a horn on her head, which she commonly uses for her horn attack.

Goldeen is also known as "The Water Queen."
Goldeen, I choose you!
by IAMSODOT March 10, 2004
 
11.
A religion for bowlers.

The God of this religion is known as Kirby. Kirby, our heavenly Father, is a superb bowler, but occasionally drinks too much beer.

The principal hymn of Kirbyism:
May my balls be accurate and my strikes be many.

See Kirby

Also see alcoholism
Bowler 1: Fuck Christianity, Jesus can't help me with my 7-10 splits.

Bowler 2: You should join Kirbyism, I did yesterday and have been bowling great ever since.

Bowler 1: Hooray for Kirbyism! I'm in.

Kirby: And so it was written....
by IAMSODOT February 22, 2005
 
12.
A suburb near Detroit, Michigan.

Also see The Ville
Roseville is a nice name for the city, but The Ville is so much cooler.
by IAMSODOT May 12, 2004
 
13.
PAF
Party At Fender's.

See also Fender.
Ken: Party at Fender's!
Chris: I second that motion.
Fender: Nope. /cry
Joe: Fender is a tool.
Pienta: I third that motion and move to strike Fender.
Allen: I breathe like Darth Vader.

Fender: Where did Ken go?
Ken: HERE I AM.
Pienta: ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE.
Chris: PARTY AT FENDER'S
Joe: I'll bring the pot and we'll get high and watch chalkzone.
Allen: I'm goofy. *breathes like Darth Vader*
by IAMSODOT May 07, 2005
 
14.
PAF
Party At Fender's.

See also Fender.
Ken: Party at Fender's!
Chris: I second that motion.
Fender: Nope. /cry
Joe: Fender is a tool.
Pienta: I third that motion and move to strike Fender.
Allen: I breathe like Darth Vader.

Fender: Where did Ken go?
Ken: HERE I AM.
Pienta: ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE.
Chris: PARTY AT FENDER'S
Joe: I'll bring the pot and we'll get high and watch chalkzone.
Allen: I'm goofy. *breathes like Darth Vader*
by IAMSODOT May 04, 2005