2 definitions by iainus maddismus
Female you wouldn't touch with a barge-pole. Slut. Whore.
Possibly a prostitute, crack-head, shoplifter or some other filthy low-life that wouldn't bother washing her fanny (not that i've got anything against these types of people you understand).
Made famous by Robert de niro in taxi driver.
Possibly a prostitute, crack-head, shoplifter or some other filthy low-life that wouldn't bother washing her fanny (not that i've got anything against these types of people you understand).
Made famous by Robert de niro in taxi driver.
Punter: 'How much for CIM?'
Streetgirl: '£15'
Punter: 'How much to sniff your minge?'
Streetgirl: 'Er, I've just had 3 truckers gangbang me bareback, so you'll probably want to avoid that whole area!'
Punter: 'Nice one....I love sloppy seconds, how much to eat you out?'
Streetgirl: 'Er, it'll be extra since you're into it!'
Punter: 'You fucking skunkpussy !!!! ....oh go on then."
Streetgirl: '£15'
Punter: 'How much to sniff your minge?'
Streetgirl: 'Er, I've just had 3 truckers gangbang me bareback, so you'll probably want to avoid that whole area!'
Punter: 'Nice one....I love sloppy seconds, how much to eat you out?'
Streetgirl: 'Er, it'll be extra since you're into it!'
Punter: 'You fucking skunkpussy !!!! ....oh go on then."
by iainus maddismus December 18, 2006
Acronym (abbreviation) for Big Ugly Woman. Repulsive female salad-dodger. Blumper.
Opposite of BBW or big beautiful woman.
Not all plumpers are beautiful. Some are....some ain't.
Opposite of BBW or big beautiful woman.
Not all plumpers are beautiful. Some are....some ain't.
Dude1: 'Hey Dave, You're into bloaters aren't you? Would you like me to get you a date with Salad-Dodging Sally?"
Dude2: 'Sally?!!! Are you kidding...she's a total BUW!"
Dude1: 'Heh, don't you mean BBW?'
Dude2: 'No, I mean what I said...She's a 'big ugly woman'...a 'B.U.W.'
Dude1: 'Haha, I've not heard that one before!'
Dude2: 'I'm not surprised....I just made it up!'
Dude2: 'Sally?!!! Are you kidding...she's a total BUW!"
Dude1: 'Heh, don't you mean BBW?'
Dude2: 'No, I mean what I said...She's a 'big ugly woman'...a 'B.U.W.'
Dude1: 'Haha, I've not heard that one before!'
Dude2: 'I'm not surprised....I just made it up!'
by iainus maddismus December 12, 2006