a scale represented by Failions
that measures fail
in all matters applied
note: failions can go into negative, as well as be represented by the metric system's notations (kili, mega, giga, et cetera)
Person 1: "How would you grade The Happening on the fail scale?"
Person 2: "About 3.5 kilifailions, what about you?"
Person 1: "I actually liked it, I'd say -7 failions."
Person 2: "You just earned a gigafailion, good job."