A) Joe: You wanna go to KFC and grab a nugget or two?
Jim: Nah thanks, I don't wanna have a heart attack. Again.
B) Joe: Where have you been?
Jim: Oh, I was just smokin' mah nugget. It was awesome!
C) Joe: WHAT THE F•CK HAPPENED TO MY BAG?!
Jim: You just got nugget'd, duh! *cracks up*
D) Joe: Oops, I didn't mean to break it!
Joe's mother: Oh Joe, you're such a nugget!
E) Joe: Aww, isn't that baby cute?
Jim: Yeah, he's duch a nugget!
F) Joe: Holy sh•t man! Look at the nuggets on that one!
Jim: I'll ready the lube
G) Random gold miner: G'day mate! We be diggn' fer gold
Joe: Why should I care, I got mah KFC nuggets right here.
H) You're reading it right now.