1 definition by iDWiA

A) A lump of fried chicken in which the entire KFC franchise is based around

B) A bag of quality marijuana

C) The result of a school prank, in which the victim is distracted, everything is removed from their schoolbag, the schoolbag itself is flipped inside-out, everything is put back in, and the resulting "nugget" is left for the victim to find and de-nugget

D) Parental slang for "idiot"

E) Spontaneous nickname for a child who is excessively cute, funny, innocent-looking, etc.

F) Slang for any large sexual part on a girl's body

G) A small lump of something precious, often gold or fried chicken. Duh

H) A word with multiple definitions of the Urban Dictionary, in which this defintion has been compiled from all the other definitions by a sad guy with nothing better to do with his time.
A) Joe: You wanna go to KFC and grab a nugget or two?

Jim: Nah thanks, I don't wanna have a heart attack. Again.

B) Joe: Where have you been?

Jim: Oh, I was just smokin' mah nugget. It was awesome!

C) Joe: WHAT THE F•CK HAPPENED TO MY BAG?!

Jim: You just got nugget'd, duh! *cracks up*

D) Joe: Oops, I didn't mean to break it!

Joe's mother: Oh Joe, you're such a nugget!

E) Joe: Aww, isn't that baby cute?

Jim: Yeah, he's duch a nugget!

F) Joe: Holy sh•t man! Look at the nuggets on that one!

Jim: I'll ready the lube!

G) Random gold miner: G'day mate! We be diggn' fer gold

Nuggets!

Joe: Why should I care, I got mah KFC nuggets right here.

H) You're reading it right now.
by iDWiA June 12, 2011

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