B) A bag of quality marijuana
C) The result of a school prank, in which the victim is distracted, everything is removed from their schoolbag, the schoolbag itself is flipped inside-out, everything is put back in, and the resulting "nugget" is left for the victim to find and de-nugget
D) Parental slang for "idiot"
E) Spontaneous nickname for a child who is excessively cute, funny, innocent-looking, etc.
F) Slang for any large sexual part on a girl's body
G) A small lump of something precious, often gold or fried chicken. Duh
H) A word with multiple definitions of the Urban Dictionary, in which this defintion has been compiled from all the other definitions by a sad guy with nothing better to do with his time.
Jim: Nah thanks, I don't wanna have a heart attack. Again.
B) Joe: Where have you been?
Jim: Oh, I was just smokin' mah nugget. It was awesome!
C) Joe: WHAT THE F•CK HAPPENED TO MY BAG?!
Jim: You just got nugget'd, duh! *cracks up*
D) Joe: Oops, I didn't mean to break it!
Joe's mother: Oh Joe, you're such a nugget!
E) Joe: Aww, isn't that baby cute?
Jim: Yeah, he's duch a nugget!
F) Joe: Holy sh•t man! Look at the nuggets on that one!
Jim: I'll ready the lube!
G) Random gold miner: G'day mate! We be diggn' fer gold
Joe: Why should I care, I got mah KFC nuggets right here.
H) You're reading it right now.