Senseless Panic Attack Syndrome... commonly known as a Spas(pronounced Spaz).
--So, Judy, how are you today- Bwah! Beek! Lala do! AHHHHH! MONKEYS!!! NO!!!!!
--Uh, Becky, are you OK?
--Sorry, I suffer from Senseless Panic Attack Syndrome... I'm a Spas.
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