1 definition by i love white ppl jkkk

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a black man that is the opposite of denzel washington

short for porchmonkey
-J.C's uncle
-Biz Markie

"PORCHY, get back to work!!"
"sa sa sa soooorrrry siiiirrr, i workk right na"
"...ya boy, u pick that cotton... mmmmmmmm"
by i love white ppl jkkk June 16, 2009

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