1 definition by i love toits

Top Definition
By far, the greatest word ever spoken. A variation of the word tit, which of course is short for "titty." For some people, a toit isn't simply one of 2 sacks of fat resting on a woman's chest, but rather it is a way of life.

Toit can be used to not only describe a pair of boobies, but it can be used interchangeably with every word in the dictionary, similar to the word "fuck"

Common usage:

Kevin: Damn dude that girl is dank.
Jacob: Holy shit look at her toits!

or

Cof: Man its windy. I am freezing my toits off!


Alternate Usages:

Jacob: Ahhhhh TOITS!!! i didnt do my homework. Fuck it im a senior!

or

Mark: Our dodgeball team just kicked the TOITS out of that pussy team. I nailed that freshman straight in the TOITS.

or

William: Dude i got caught jacking off to desperate housewives. and there's a video of it.
Mark: Wow. How guilTOITS, are you.
William: What is guilTOITS?
Mark: a variation of the word guilty, except way fucking cooler.

or

Jacob: there are no girls at this party. mark, call up some toits.
Mark: ah, i love toits.





by i love toits March 29, 2009

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