By far, the greatest word ever spoken. A variation of the word tit, which of course is short for "titty." For some people, a toit isn't simply one of 2 sacks of fat resting on a woman's chest, but rather it is a way of life.
Toit can be used to not only describe a pair of boobies, but it can be used interchangeably with every word in the dictionary, similar to the word "fuck"
Kevin: Damn dude that girl is dank.
Jacob: Holy shit look at her toits!
Cof: Man its windy. I am freezing my toits off!
Jacob: Ahhhhh TOITS!!! i didnt do my homework. Fuck it im a senior!
Mark: Our dodgeball team just kicked the TOITS out of that pussy team. I nailed that freshman straight in the TOITS.
William: Dude i got caught jacking off to desperate housewives. and there's a video of it.
Mark: Wow. How guilTOITS, are you.
William: What is guilTOITS?
Mark: a variation of the word guilty, except way fucking cooler.
Jacob: there are no girls at this party. mark, call up some toits.
Mark: ah, i love toits.