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refers to a group of three hipsters living in Los Angeles who operate an underground prostitution business, catering to the profoundly old and slow. their menu of options for clients is rumored to be Hemingway-esque in length and style and includes acts such as the "Gassy Turtle" and the "Naughty Nub Rub".

In addition to their specialization in geriatric pleasure, the Hiplets are also a singing group. they sing bizarre and unnecessary a capella arrangements of R&B songs, and they are always ALWAYS drunk. whiskey drunk. They drink George Dickel Tennessee whiskey.

the hiplets are in the employment of Whiskey Houston. Whiskey is their mentor, their muse, their pimp, and their manager. She is the boss, and they do as she says.
"Childbirth was very painful and long because she was birthing Hiplets."
by i'msoscared October 10, 2011

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