n. A moderate insult which implies that its target has ingested or otherwise come into contact with so much manjaculate that they are indeed a master at such. Usually an implication of homosexuality in the target.
When a woman possessing a gunt wears pants much too tight for her prominent girth, thus producing a wedgie effect which drives witnesses to gouge out their eyes with the nearest rusty garden implement. Credit belongs to Canadian G. Mellum for coining the term in 2001.
Mrs. Chastko had such a guntgie that I wished to drive a serrated trowel into my left eye socket.