2 definitions by i'm cocknose till i die

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a spuffwank using lubriCUNT (normally a soapy solution) to reduce friction and prevent crevace chaffing.
I was getting a right spuffwank off her nextdoor, but she complained her cheeks were getting hot so i reached for the fairy liquid. - hence .... soapy spuffwank
by i'm cocknose till i die October 02, 2008

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lubrication for the cunt

lubriCUNT can also be used on other parts that need lubrication.
My bike chain was stiff so i greased it with some lubriCUNT

whilst bumming are lass, i nearly snapped my banjo string, if only i had some lubriCUNT.
by i'm cocknose till i die October 02, 2008

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