24 definitions by i got no pants

A store that sells smoking implements and accessories for marijuana
I justed picked up a fine bong from the head shop in West Ed. Shall we go burn one?
by I got no pants April 21, 2003
A gaphead or harlot who hangs around at a skateboard park all damn day, either to be picked up by a skater or to watch their poser boyfriends make asses of themselves.
If you become a skate park ho, i will lose it.
by I got no pants April 21, 2003
A person who regularly brings a knife or other cutting tool to their school/workplace in a vain attempt to look cool. They will frequently play with the knife and use it on every inanimate object in sight.
See also lighter fag
Robert you are a knife fag. Put your Gerber away, you don't impress anyone.
by I got no pants April 20, 2003
One who pirates poo; a captain of a poo-going vessel with a full poo crew.
Good sir, i believe you to be a poo pirate!
I say!
by I got no pants April 20, 2003
A person who routinely brings a lighter (usually a jet lighter) in a vain attempt to look cool. They will frequently flash the lighter around other people.
See also knife fag
Wow, amazing, you have a 10-cent jet lighter. Go die, lighter fag.
by I got no pants April 20, 2003
To copulate with someone.
Vanilla version of expressions such as "drown the salty longshoreman", "shake the wild maracca", etc.
Wow! Did you see that grade 8 girl?

Yes. I believe that she and i will get together and verb the adjective noun.
by I got no pants April 21, 2003
A piece of equipment that is so shitty that it is no longer electronic; it is fagtronic.
That computer over there is a fine piece of fagtronica.
by I got no pants April 21, 2003

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