16 definitions by i fuck dumb bitches

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a place where kids CANNOT keep a boyfriend or girlfriend for more than two weeks. a place meant for learning but is mostly used for social and other purposes. usually for kids in 7th and 8th grade often ages range from 13-15, but there are a lot of people out there that are 35 and are still in jr. high. and still havent had a mate for over two weeks
boy 1 he buddy look I'm in jr hiiiiiiiiii
boy 2 hahahaha u sqeeeeeeeeeeeeeaked
boy 1 hahaha u squeeeeeeeeaked too
both together sqeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak
by I fuck dumb bitches May 11, 2005
a dumb shallow whore, who wouldn't like a guy, but would love and be all up on the same guy if he had fame, money, etc.
guy 1:look at the dumb ass whore, she's such a gold digger.
guy 2: lets throw rocks at her head, maybe it will fix her problem
by I fuck dumb bitches April 27, 2005
the funniest comedian I've ever heard. died reciently of a drug over dose. said things like "I ordered a club sandwich and I'm not even a member. you say u like your sandwich with three slices of bread? me too lets form a club. we need more speculations. instead of cutting the sandwich once, we will cut it twice. and we will put things in the middle of the sandwich like potato chips, or salad. how do u feel about frilly tooth picks? I'M FOR EM! I like sprouts on my salad. Well your not in the fucking club!
waiter: what kind of sandwich would you like sir?
Mitch: Pastrami
waiter: and what kind of bread would u like on your sandwich?
Mitch: banana bread.
waiter: and what kind of cheese?
Mitch: cottege cheese.
waiter: I'm not making no fucking banana bread cottege cheese pastrami sandwich!!
by I fuck dumb bitches April 27, 2005
goat punch also known as a donkey punch to some... then a man is drilling his partner in the poo nanny from behind her (usually a different partner is used every night) right before climax, he punches her in the back of the head, which causes the whore to tighten her loose hole, resulting in a better orgasm for the man, and sometime a child for the whore.
pimp "u like that bitch"
loose whore "ya ya fuck me ya"
pimp about to nut punches her firmly in the back of the skull, sometimes causing brain damage. but always resulting in the tighting of the vagina
by I fuck dumb bitches April 15, 2005
1)the most retarded car ever made. often found in high school parking lots with import(euro) tail lights (even tho it is a domestic car) sometimes containing a muffler, go fast stickers, go fast winshield wipers, or go fast lights.
2) a car that poverty people and retards buy and often fix up because they watched fast and the furious, but couldn't afford a real car or an import.
3) a 2.0 4 banger that is slower than shit but often drivin by kids who think they could beat a jet.
"Racing a neon is like being in the special olympics, even if you win you're still RETARDED!!!!!!!!"
by I fuck dumb bitches April 27, 2005
how fat your penis is.
I got so much girth, that when I feed the geese I can't even touch my fingers, they won't reach
by I fuck dumb bitches April 27, 2005
one of the most badass hobbies ever. a dangerous sport that gives you an addrenaline rush like nothing else can. sometimes perfromed on closed roads, and often performed on busy highways, street racing should be and usually is perfromed with an import. tho rare and pointless, some idiots drive domestic cars and "rice" them out or try to make them look import, they then get big stickers that say "import hater" or "domestic pride" and any number of other retarded things even tho they have import taillights and a number of other import things on their piece of shit car. street racing car be two cars racing eachother in a quarter or eighth mile race. in order to be a street racer you should be able to run a 13 second quarter mile or faster. cars like dodge neons that have euro lights and a muffler ARE NOT STREET RACERS no matter what they say. street racing can also be performed on busy highways. tho much more dangerous, this is where true racers shine. you find someone that thinks they have more speed and balls than you do, or someone that just loves to race, and you challenge them, then you race, weeving in and out of 6 lanes of traffic usually doing well over 100 mph the race can be over when one racer can no longer see the other, one of the racers wreck, or one of the racers pussies out and stops racing.
racer 1: hey homie wut u got.
racer 2: a toyota supra, runnin nos, full exhaust, turbo charged.
racer 1: is it fast?
racer 2: it's ok, wut u got?
racer 1: it's only a honda civic, but I engine swapped it for a H22a1, and I got it runnin 14 psi w/ my turbo.
racer 2: not bad, wanna race?
racer 1: you'll probly win, but I don't care I do it cuz I love it.
by I fuck dumb bitches April 27, 2005
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