Silver Plume, Colorado is home to about 200 drunk off their ass or high off their mine tailings residents who all love their little town. Half the residents have their licenses taken away due to DUI and the other half can't afford a car. There is only about 200' of roadway that is paved, everything else is shithole of dirt roads and old ziplock bags of pot.
Person 1: "I can't seem to get drunk
enough here in Florida
at sea level."
Person 2: "Come to Silver Plume!"