3 definitions by huntrguy

Top Definition
Part Of Speech: Verb

This sound is almost Identical to a real fart. A Chairfart happens when a chair squeaks or moves which in turn creates a farting noise. A Chairfart usually happens in a quiet room with lots of people (i.e. School, Church, Meeting room, etc.). The cover up for a Chairfart usually fails, because when you try and show someone that it was the chair making the noise, the chair refuses to make the noise again.
*chairfart*

Jim: Dude did you just fart?

Joe: No man, it was the chair squeaking. See look.
*proceeds to make the chair squeak again, but it doesn't*

Jim: No dude, it was totally you.

Joe: No dude I swear it was the chair farting

Jim: Ya ok. Whatever.
by huntrguy May 28, 2009
Someone who is obsessed with Japan/Japanese Culture/Anime, etc. These asshats own a Wii (hense the "Wii" in wiiaboo). They are so into the Wii that they have an orgasm everytime they play Wii sports, play, music, fit, or the ever popular "Wii jackoff" They usually try to talk in Japanese, these words are mostly from an episode of Ninja Warrior they just watched.
Person 1: Wii sucks I never comes out with any good games.

Wiiaboo: Excuse me! Did you forget about Wii Fit. It's use of Graphs and interactive play are incredible.
by huntrguy February 10, 2009
Someone who is obsessed with Japan/Japanese Culture/Anime, etc. These asshats own a Wii (hense the "Wii" in wiiaboo). They are so into the Wii that they have an orgasm everytime they play Wii sports, play, music, fit, or the ever popular "Wii jackoff" They usually try to talk in Japanese, these words are mostly from an episode of Ninja Warrior they just watched.
Person 1: Wii sucks I never comes out with any good games.

Wiiaboo: Excuse me! Did you forget about Wii Fit. It's use of Graphs and interactive play are incredible.
by huntrguy February 10, 2009

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