1). Food you eat when you are out on the road because you are too far away and/or not heading home.
2). Food you eat when its dads turn to cook.
3). Causes or can cause gout, kidney stones, severe depression, hypertension, heart pelpatations, myocardial infarctions (heart attack) heart failure, mood swings, headaches, high blood pressure, high cholestrol......but is the best thing in the world so you keep eating it.
Kids in the car with mom and dad, on their way to their family reunion in Virginia: We've been driving for hours!
Mom: If you stop complaining, we'll go to Burger King for fast food.
a coconut is a person who is nuts about cocoa and chocolate.
The three brothers were such coconuts that they mixed Count Chocula, Cocoa Pebbles, Cocoa Puffs, Cocoa Krispies and milk together in thier cereal bowl, yet it wasnt enough chocolate, so they added chocolate syrup to make the milk chocolate. However, this only teased their cocoa palates so they had a slice of chocolate cake to finish the job.
The name that people tend to use when they get pissed.
Guy at Krispy Kreme: Hi, I would like one free donut. Here's my coupon.
Lady at the register: Let me see that sir. (looks at reciept)
Oh yes, this is expired. Sorry sir. Next in line!
Guy: Jesus Christ!!!
Jesus Christ(next in line): Wha-at?!?
Guy: Oh, sorry Jesus. I just got pissed.
Jesus: Whose name do I say when I'm pissed, huh?!?
Jesus: I suppose...but Jesus Christ is so catchy. I'll just say my name.
Guy: Tuff enough.
A foodie is a person who loves or has a deep admiration for food and eating food. Does not neccesarily have to be fat, but like eating. They might feel happy or very at peace when being around food.
If you like food, you are a foodie.