Film director most notable for the "Rush Hour" movies. Also single-handedly destroyed the X-Men franchise, scrapping all of the character development and careful storytelling that Bryan Singer
crafted. He did this in favor of cramming in tons of characters with no plot relevance, and throwing in popular internet trends (Juggernaut Bitch).
Chubby and unshaven, he looks like he desperately needs a bath and a shave. Likes to refer to himself in the third person during interviews. A hack
Brett Ratner: Bryan Singer and Brett Ratner are in that same age range that grew up on comics.
Interviewer: Only difference is, Bryan Singer did his homework and knows how to make a good movie.
Brett Ratner: But... I crammed in so many characters! I even used the "Juggernaut Bitch" internet trend!
The good guys of the Transformers universe. There were quite an abundant amount of them, the most notable being Bumblebee, Jazz, Ratchet, Ironhide, and Hot Rod/Rodimus Prime. They were all led by the noble leader Optimus Prime. They fought to destroy the evil forces of the Decepticons, the bad guys of the Transformers universe, led by Megatron. That simple.
Autobots wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of the Decepticons.
A way of declaring your motivation or authority. Useful when said motivation or authority is questioned by someone.
Nikki: Why'd you throw out my stuff and start sleeping with my best friend
You: Motherfucka 'cuz I'm God!
Character played by Johnny Depp in the Pirates of the Carribbean
film series. Arguably Depp's best-known character aside from Edward Scissorhands.
An eccentric character who is dishonest, sly, and backstabbing, which adds to his undeniable charm and reputation as a pirate
. Always staggers around in a drunken stupor, looking like he's been having way too much rum.
A great character who's unfortunately become the latest trend for 14-year-old fangirls who hang out at Hot Topic
. This might be the fault of the unnecessary sequel to the first film.
14-year-old Hot Topic Teeny Bopper: OMG! I like, heart Jack Sparrow! He rocks my socks off!
Vincent: Yep... this is what it's come to.
When you give a girl a generous dousing of urine, preferably to the face, after sex. R. Kelly's method of choice.
Damn! He tricked her out with some liquid bling!
To flaunt so many expensive items of high value to the point where you outdo anybody else who may be flaunting as well.
"22-inch rims... iced-out grill... gold 'round my neck... I outfloss YOUR floss!"
a. The saddest experience you'll ever know.
b. The declination of something that you do not wish for.
Chris: Hey, do you wanna go out?
Chris (under breath): Unnhh... I'm gonna go sink in a river of despair now.