1 definition by huehuehuehue

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(Noun) A creepy gentleman at social gatherings who takes out mints from the bottom of his petticoat and shares war stories where he sat in an office and counted pens the army will need.

(Verb) owning a ridiculously small penis.
person A: Dude, I found a lint on that mint Fujar gave me..
person B: I hate Fujar he always ruins my parties... Who invites that guy..

Fujar: Would anyone care for a mint?
by huehuehuehue July 30, 2011

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