7 definitions by hotchick880

Top Definition
What a man pitches in his back yard after his wife whores around.
You know that guy John? He totally had to pitch a tent. Poor guy.
by hotchick880 November 26, 2010
What a broke ass 1999 Honda Civic leaks from its exhaust.
That girl Crystal claims she has carbon monoxide poisoning from the leak in her exhaust pipe that she can't afford to fix.
by hotchick880 November 30, 2010
1999 Honda Civic that is out of inspection and registration. Usually driven by skanks.
You know that girl Crystal from the Ghetto? Her Civic is a total skankmobile. It back fires, "White Trash".
by hotchick880 November 21, 2010
What a skank may use to put her make up on to cover up her acne.
I saw that girl Crystal in Home Depo trying to find a putty knife.
by hotchick880 November 30, 2010
A pregnant married woman that seeks out other men to have sex with while being pregnant.
Crystal is such a pregnaskank!!! Gross!!!!
by hotchick880 November 30, 2010
What happens when you take a girl out to dinner and she orders $40 worth of food and only has a 20 dollar bill. She claims she needs the 20 to get onto the turnpike.
Don't take that girl Crystal out, she will pull a stiffy.
by hotchick880 November 30, 2010
the lame name that you give yourself on Myspace when you are contacting the girlfriend of the person you had an affair with while you were pregnant to tell on them.
That girl Crystal created a Myspace page as the one to rat out the person she had an affair with. That was stupid.
by hotchick880 November 30, 2010

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