11 definitions by hoss

A pussy that has no moisture whatsoever, making entrance of a ding dong virtually impossible. The procedure of trying to enter such a womb gives the dong owner the sensation equivalent to trying to fuck a tree stump.
Marsha finally gave me the consent to wax that ass last night, and I'll be damned if she didn't have stump monkey. I never got the head in.
by hoss May 21, 2003

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In response to the "Cougar" nomiclature to describe a thirtysomething women on the prowl for younger men. Grizzley is a term to describe a thirty to fortysomething greying, probably devorced, man on the prowl for some younger ladies. The Grizzley often denotes pity from younger folk because it is clear that their time has long since past.
Robert Blake, Tom Arnold, and anybody hanging out at a TGI Fridays bar on a wednesday night in anytown in the USA.
by Hoss March 23, 2005

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(1)A male that has only one testicle.
(2)"One - Nutted"
Clovis and his buddy was giving me a hard time at work the other day, so I said "fuck you and your single shot friend."
by hoss May 21, 2003

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see zepher

1. When one who does not smoke chews or gnaws on an unlit cigar or cigarette to mock people that do smoke.

2. When a former smoker zeffers a cigarette or cigar.
Hondo: Hey let me bum a cig man.

Spencer: You don't even smoke dude.

Hondo: I wanna Zeffer it.
by Hoss March 29, 2005

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