2 definitions by hors

bum notes

the playing of a song through farting. similar to belching the song or alphabet but made so through the anus

William played the William tell Overture through his anus in D minor, aka The bum notes

by hors December 3, 2005

Purveyor of fine Mathis mewls, but a filthy anti-hors activist. Suspected to be in league with Jonny, the stink is rubbing off. ps vote hors

by hors March 13, 2003