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16 definitions by horny bastard

 
1.
When you take a hot dump on a girl's tits and then proceed to titty fuck her.
who wants to eat this chili dog?
by horny bastard April 03, 2005
 
2.
when you're driving and beating the meat 12:15ing or most commanly known as masterbating
eww look at that dude one handing it in the car with the playboy mag
by horny bastard October 10, 2005
 
3.
like double penitration but 2 guys fist a girl in the ass and pussy at the same time
me and john double fisted her real good
by horny bastard January 10, 2005
 
4.
Fucked!
Stuffed!
Stole!
You SNOOCKED! my wife!
by Horny Bastard October 09, 2003
 
5.
when you rub cum around her asshole then lick it off
mmm love me some creme cheese bagel
by horny bastard April 01, 2005
 
6.
a female or woman that is obessed with sex
damn im with this rabbit and we fucked 9 times this week
by Horny bastard January 09, 2005
 
7.
a long large azn dick
my gf loves to get her some banannas at the club
by Horny Bastard January 23, 2005