19 definitions by homer simpson
Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Helping white people dance since the 1600's.
by Homer Simpson Jun 14, 2003 add a video
Obsessive thoughts about getting some.
I'm so horny, even the crack of dawn
by Homer Simpson Apr 25, 2003 add a video
|3.||simon and garfunkel|
great artists, paul simon is a modern american poet and art garfunkel has an amazing singing voice.
made famous in the 60s for songs such as "sounds of silence", "bridge over troubled water" and "mrs robinson"
well worth a listen, these are a duet who provide the soundtrack an era in american history.
simon and garfunkel make some great music,
the lyrics are some of the best ive ever heard.
"the words of a prophet are written on the subway wall"
by homer simpson Mar 24, 2005 add a video
the cause of, and solution to all of life's problems.
when consumed on a regular basis alchohol causes mental and physical problems. Alchohol is a way for people to get away from and forget these problems.
by homer simpson Mar 19, 2005 add a video
Dude, check out the sweater meat on this fucking slut!
by Homer Simpson Jun 15, 2003 add a video
To rape babysitters or nannys.
Don't mess with me woman, I'll pull a Ruben Patterson on you.
by Homer Simpson Aug 14, 2003 add a video
Void of mind, and social life.
Being gay and prefering Butt Sex.
Your an DJKMAC!
by Homer Simpson May 28, 2004 add a video